Conversations I Have at Work

I know I posted a real post this morning, but I wanted to post a conversation I had on Instant Messenger at work the other day:

Coworker:
dale earnhardt lead how many laps in his career? a. between 10k- 15k b. between 16k-20k c. between 21k-25k d. Greater than 25k

Me:
Who cares? He's dead.

Coworker:
dang

Coworker:
alright how many championships did dale earnhardt win?

Me:
Again, dead.

Coworker:
dang

Coworker:
low blows

Coworker:
he had a STORIED career

Me:
That ended in him DYING at something he was supposedly GOOD at

Coworker:
wow

Coworker:
indeed you have no soul

Me:
Yep.

Coworker:
man

Coworker:
i don't like nascar but still

Coworker:
the dude died