Okay, so my bumper sticker method of determining who I won't vote for is entirely flawed. One, I live on the border of Illinois so most of the bumper stickers are for Obama. Two, Oprah was in my state yesterday! Three, rich conservative types are more likely to drive at a more dignified, rational pace. They also vote Republican. I don't want the rough-riding high school kids of the QC to dupe me into voting Republican again. (Note: I've never done that)
Tonight while I walked the dog before the Big ICE Storm hit, I slipped about six times on ice from the Small ICE Storm one week ago. The worst culprit of icy sidewalks was a house on the corner with several political signs. Evidently, the owner of this house has enough time to put full-size Clinton signs in his/her front yard, but he/she does not have enough time to shovel the god damned sidewalk.
Now my ankle is sore and I know nothing about this person other than who they vote for. Combine this with those stupid signs of incorrectly labeled graphs in everyone's front yard--I've decided I hate signs and those who put them in their yards. All they prove is that they think archaic marketing techniques are still effective. They aren't. Grow up.
And SHOVEL. Jerk.
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