I Have Slain the Beast

I gotta be honest, I am a very very happy man right now. I had about six blogs planned to announce the following news, but I'll keep it short and sweet: In two weeks I will no longer be a shelf stocker, now I'll be an engineer. Or at the very least, I'll be working with a lot of engineers. You'll all have to rely on someone else to get you your Pringles.