Do you ever start a week and say, "This will be the week when nothing but good happens?" Then, within two days of the week's start, nothing good happened? Observe, in chronological order, Monday and Tuesday so far:
1) iPod broke forever.
2) Potted plant did not say hello to me.
3) Went in early to work in hopes to get jump start on project and couldn't work on it at all.
4) Netflix did not send me The Orphanage and The Savages like they were supposed to. Instead they sent me the one Daniel Day-Lewis movie I don't really want to see-The Ballad of Jack and Rose.
5) Monday Night Raw reached an all-time low in dumbness. They had two people dress up as Hillary and Barack and have a fake rasslin' match. I can't believe I used to like this stuff.
6) Stayed up until midnight working because I couldn't get anything done at work.
7) Dog woke me up at 5:00am because she knows that is now her walk time.
8) Had no iPod for the walk.
9) The cigarette smoking potted plant did not say hello to me.
10) I had extra time to work on projects at work but was useless because I only had five hours of sleep.
11) Out of milk, so I couldn't have cereal for supper.
12) Dryer squeaks.
13) Toenails need trimmed.
14) I'm woefully inconsistent at Call of Duty.
15) And because of Pennsylvania, I'm now officially a Republican forever.
Hopefully post-hump day, this week improves.
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