All the Diversity Featured in Commercials Makes Me Feel Left Out

Crass commercialism is ruining my life. I want to spend money on something, but I don't know what. When I watch the TV, all the ads show groups of friends that generally sport an Asian, a black person, a minimum of two women, and rarely any white men. Am I not accepted in these diverse groups? Am I not wanted? Can I not partake in the giant furniture sale at Slumberland? Why was I not included in the Ford Fusion test drive?

I'm all for diversity; I really am. But do we have to be do so damn obvious about it? Is society so naive that demographic marketing works that well? Does a Hispanic woman see another Hispanic woman drink a Capri Sun and think, "I gotta get me some of that?"

I don't get it. Have I written enough for this Blog to justify the what I feel is hilarious title I really really wanted to use? I think so.